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The Perfect Bed [Sandow x Miz]

After spending only a few moments with the famous Grumpy Cat, Damien and The Miz knew that they wanted a cat of their own. The Internet sensation had snubbed them on RAW, but when talking about an animal that is known for her displeased expression, was it really any surprise? Regardless, the couple had decided as soon as their first segment of the night was over that the next day, they would go adopt a cat. After looking around the city the next morning, Damien and The Miz finally decided on the cat they wanted to get; he was a dark-haired cat with the softest fur imaginable. His adorable, welcoming attitude was a pleasant change from Grumpy

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149 deviations
Literature

The Perfect Bed [Sandow x Miz]

After spending only a few moments with the famous Grumpy Cat, Damien and The Miz knew that they wanted a cat of their own. The Internet sensation had snubbed them on RAW, but when talking about an animal that is known for her displeased expression, was it really any surprise? Regardless, the couple had decided as soon as their first segment of the night was over that the next day, they would go adopt a cat. After looking around the city the next morning, Damien and The Miz finally decided on the cat they wanted to get; he was a dark-haired cat with the softest fur imaginable. His adorable, welcoming attitude was a pleasant change from Grumpy

Featured

7 deviations
Literature

Fireproof [Ron Burgundy]

"Well, (Name), I can tell you without a doubt that you have cooked the most disgusting bowl of pasta I have ever seen." Ron removed his face from in front of the singed noodles to look at the woman whom he currently called his lover. An annoyed frown came to her lips as she stared back at him. "Think you could do better?" "Ron Burgundy can do whatever the hell he pleases, and it will always turn out well." Ron replied smoothly. "Especially in comparison to this." "Ron, it's not that bad." "It's not that- (Name), Brick has eaten bugs more attractive than this!" Ron once more leaned down to look at the lightly burning meal. A quick flame sh

Anchorman

1 deviation
Literature

My Own Personal Heater [Erwin x Reader]

"It's getting late, (Name). You don't have to work any longer." Erwin sat down the paper that he had held, lifting his gaze to his translator's form. (Name) gave him one of her usual sweet smiles. "No, it's fine. I don't mind." (Name) shook her head. Working in overtime wasn't a problem for her, not when she got to spend time with Erwin. By this hour, everyone else in the office had left. "All right, that's it." Erwin stood up from his desk and sorted the last of his work. He pushed his chair under his desk before walking over to (Name). "It's Christmas Eve, (Name). Come on; I'll drive you home." "No, no, you don't have-" "I insist. Besid

Attack On Titan

7 deviations
Literature

Terror [Hanataro x Reader]

Overwhelming terror overtook Hanatarou as he walked through the sewers alongside (Name), his shaky hands placed on her arm. (Name) had been injured throughout all of the chaos above. While Hanatarou worried about Ichigo, Ganju, and their journeys, his main objective at the moment was to get (Name) some help. "H-How're you feeling, (Name)? I-Is your leg still hurting?" Hanatarou questioned, glancing down at her wounded area. (Name) stopped walking, bent down, and placed both of her hands on her knee. "It really hurts." She admitted. "I don't know if I should keep walking. Even though I've been trying to keep off of it as much as possible as

Bleach

70 deviations
Jeff the Killer Cosplay - October 2014

Creepypasta

6 deviations
The Greatest Day of My Life

Daughtry

3 deviations
Literature

Thief [Mail Jeevas]

"(Name)! What're you doing?" Mello's shocked voice echoed throughout the large room, his eyes locked on the (h/c) haired woman as she bagged up multiple gaming consoles, controllers, and various other accessories. A smirk played on her face as she turned to look at the blond. "I'm bagging up Matt's games. What's it look like I'm doing?" Mello sighed. (Name) was always trying to get Matt to put the games down and pay more attention to her. Matt should've known that leaving his games unattended while he left to get another would result in (Name) taking action. "He's going to be so pissed when he gets back." Mello shook his head. (Name) shru

Death Note

1 deviation
Literature

Connect Four [Nagisa x Reader]

"... Ha! Look, (Name)-chan! I win! Four-in-a-row, see?" The young, (h/c) haired beauty known as (Name) was physically shook from her thoughts by the hyperactive young blond boy named Nagisa. Nagisa wore a beaming smile as he pointed the Connect Four board that sat in front of Makoto; the two males had been playing the game for at least an hour, though now had only been the first time that Nagisa had won. "You really got me this time, Nagisa." Makoto chuckled, rubbing the back of his head with a kind, closed-eye smile. (Name) gave a smile of her own as she placed a hand on Nagisa's head, ruffling his golden locks. "Good job! It's hard to ou

Free

4 deviations
Literature

Sharing is Caring [Haymitch Abernathy]

"You're... always like this, aren't you?" "I almost think that's an insult." Haymitch twisted the lid off of his drink as he watched for a reaction from (Name). She did give an exasperated sigh, as well as an eye roll. "It's not an insult, but it is a question. One you're not answering, at that." "Why wouldn't I be like this?" Haymitch looked down at his drink before nodding and looking at (Name). It made sense to him now, she thought. "I know why you're upset." "For one, I'm not upset, and if you think I am, you're even crazier than I thought." (Name) chuckled. "What do you think it is?" "You want some, don't you?" Haymitch held his bot

The Hunger Games

3 deviations
Literature

Memories of Love [Hibari x Reader]

Hibari closed his eyes as he laid on his bed, thoughts that he had long ago pushed aside forcing their way back into his mind. The dark haired teen let out an annoyed grunt as he recalled a (h/c) haired herbivore, one unlike any other he had met before. She was kind, caring, and no where near as annoying as even he would have liked to believe. Yes, (Name) had been a different kind of herbivore. Hibari and (Name) had met only a few days before the former had been 'recruited' to join the Vongola, a day he tried hard to forget. (Name) had just begun going to Namimori High, and the moment she had stepped inside the building she had caused an upr

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

7 deviations
Literature

Pep Rally [Modern!Shikamaru x Reader x Choji]

"What's the point in having a pep rally? We always lose." Shikamaru complained as he put his arms behind his head, looking over the gathered cheerleaders with little interest. All of Konaha High had been gathered for a pep rally which had been held specifically for the school's football team. Of their group (Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, and (Name)), Shikamaru was the only one frustrated. Ino stood with the cheerleaders, though if she had been able to sit with them, she would have been too busy drooling over Sasuke to care. (Name), while not particularly thrilled, didn't mind to have the event. Choji couldn't have cared less either way. "Oh, calm d

Naruto

5 deviations
Literature

Bleach OC: Shuriken Natazaki

Name: Natazaki Shuriken (Last, First) Nicknames: Shuri (The shorter version of her first name which multiple people call her), Ri (A play on Shuri which Shunsui calls her), Oceany (Yachiru's nickname which could come from Shuriken's eye/hair color or the fact that she has a water themed zanpakuto) Nicknames for others: Lil' Man (A teasing nickname for Hitsugaya), Asskawa (An insult to Love) Race: Shinigami Age: She is only a few months younger than Shunsui and Jushiro Birthday: June 10th Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Hetrosexual Appearance:Shuriken has navy blue hair that is shoulder length. It is parted to the right, and frames

Original Characters

1 deviation
Literature

Picking Sides [Archie x Reader x Maxie]

"Ha! You can't really expect me to believe that you plan on obtaining Groudon like that, Maxie!" "So what if I do? It's a much more solid plan than that idiotic scheme that you have created to gain Kyogre!" Archie and Maxie exchanged challenging glares, gazing steadily at one another. Members of Team Aqua and Team Magma stood back, their eyes locked on their respective leader as they awaited what was to come next. Every time Archie and Maxie got near one another, fighting and arguments ensued. Naturally, this was to be expected. They were the leaders of opposing organizations, after all. Archie loved the sea, and Maxie loved the land. The

Pokemon

16 deviations
Literature

How Love Feels [Yang Xiao Long]

"Hey, sis?" Ruby rolled over to the edge of her bed, gazing out at her blonde haired sister. With Weiss and Blake out for the night, Ruby and Yang were on their own. "Yeah? What's up?" Yang asked, grinning a little at her sister. "Having problems with your homework?" "No," Ruby chuckled, "I've got all of that done." Ruby then tipped her head to the side curiously. "Yang, I want to ask you a serious question. Is that okay?" "Huh? Serious? What's wrong?" Yang asked with a bit of concern in her voice. "Well," Ruby grinned sheepishly, "I was wondering if you've ever really... you know... loved someone. With all your heart." The question was

RWBY

1 deviation
Literature

As Years Pass ~ Shunsui Kyoraku Love Story | 01 |

For the first time in a month, I find myself walking to the First Division. After finishing such a boring mission with little action, I am glad to return to the Seriete. A few days ago I injured my right wrist in one of the few disputes of the mission, and it especially has made me glad to be back. Chōjirō greets me as I return to the First, a slight smile on his face. "Welcome back, Natazaki-san! It has been far too quiet here in the barracks without you." The teasing tone in my fukutaichou's voice makes me scoff and roll my eyes. "I'm the only one around here that knows how to have any fun." I reply with a slight smirk as Ch!

Shunsui Love Story

3 deviations
Literature

[Shunsui] Living Differently [Kyoraku] {7}

"I'm glad I get to see you again, (Name)." Shunsui grasped onto her hands, his grin never wavering. "Here I thought you had abandoned me." "You're the one that left me." (Name) had a teasing tone in her voice. "I turned around and you were gone." "It's not my fault an alarm went off and killed the mood." Shunsui pulled (Name) close once more, something that Jūshirō shook his head at. "But that doesn't matter now. If things won't clear up around here soon, we can always just leave. You know, to continue things elsewhere?" He winked, resulting in an eye roll from (Name). "At least I can tell what you're thinking about." She comment

Modern Day Shunsui Series

11 deviations
Literature

Halloween Coffee [Sanae Hanekoma]

"Looks like it's that time of the year again, eh, (Name)?" A grin came to the lips of the dark haired barista's lips as he poured a small cup of coffee. "Halloween rolls around before I know it every year." "I hadn't even realized it was Halloween." (Name) picked up the little white coffee cup. "I thought there was an anime convention going on out by 104. Halloween makes a hell of a lot more sense." "You dressin' up, (Name)?" Sanae questioned as he took a seat across from her. "Shibuya's gotta lot of sales goin' on today." "I think I'll pass on that." (Name) waved her hand dismissively. "I'll just hand out candy like this." (Name) wore her

The World Ends with You

2 deviations
Literature

The Perfect Bed [Sandow x Miz]

After spending only a few moments with the famous Grumpy Cat, Damien and The Miz knew that they wanted a cat of their own. The Internet sensation had snubbed them on RAW, but when talking about an animal that is known for her displeased expression, was it really any surprise? Regardless, the couple had decided as soon as their first segment of the night was over that the next day, they would go adopt a cat. After looking around the city the next morning, Damien and The Miz finally decided on the cat they wanted to get; he was a dark-haired cat with the softest fur imaginable. His adorable, welcoming attitude was a pleasant change from Grumpy

WWE

7 deviations
Literature

Bleach, Pokemon, or Celebrity Roleplay?

I've been asked about my Roleplay listed quite a lot recently, so I figured I might as well post one. I'm not that interested in Roleplaying too many fandoms. There are really only three that I'm willing to work with right now. I roleplay here on deviantART or over email. The choice is yours! Fandoms: Bleach: My baby. My most beloved fandom. The series that has made my life complete. ❤️ If my username and stories (along with those odd words before) didn't give it away, I love Bleach. I've seen all of the anime a few times and I'm up to date with the manga. With all of its twists, this series really has made my heart ache wit

Various

1 deviation
Literature

Loving Dreams [Lionblaze x Cinderheart]

As Lionblaze blinked open his eyes, he saw himself in ThunderClan's Camp with Cinderheart by his side. He smiled at the lovely gray she-cat, an action she happily returned. Lionblaze felt his heart beat faster; he  loved the beautiful warrior more than anything, and when he asked, "Would you like to go on a walk with me?" Lionblaze was shocked when Cinderheart brushed up against him, linking their tails with a nod. His body warmed up as he walked through the forest with his love. Everything was perfect. The rest of the day he spent his time walking with her, hunting with her... It was as if nothing mattered aside from the two of them. The pr

Warriors

1 deviation